{"id":871,"date":"2018-01-10T22:08:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-10T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lucu-kisah-nenek-dan-doktor\/"},"modified":"2018-01-10T22:08:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-10T14:08:00","slug":"cerita-lucu-kisah-nenek-dan-doktor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-kisah-nenek-dan-doktor\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LUCU: Kisah Nenek Dan Doktor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MdoDdKOzxfg\/WlYd3lrEFpI\/AAAAAAAAIYk\/za-u4IROS00bop3UTh1kpJRvZGG5mlqYACLcBGAs\/s1600\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MdoDdKOzxfg\/WlYd3lrEFpI\/AAAAAAAAIYk\/za-u4IROS00bop3UTh1kpJRvZGG5mlqYACLcBGAs\/s1600\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Seorang Nenek berumur 90 tahun di interview oleh wartawan sebuah surat kabar.<\/p>\n<p>Press: \u201cApa rahsia nenek boleh sampai berumur 90 tahun?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nenek: \u201cKalau saya sakit sedikit saya terus pergi jumpa Doktor\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Press: \u201cBagaimanakah menurut nenek perkembangan ilmu kedoktoran kita sekarang ?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Nenek: &nbsp;\u201cHebat..Luar biasa.., Doktor sekarang semakin hebat &amp; pintar&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Press: Kenapa nenek berkata begitu&#8230;..?<\/p>\n<p>Nenek: Nenek ingat lagi waktu umur 20 thn Doktor suruh saya buka baju semua, diperiksa dari atas ke bawah sampai 1 jam, baru ditulis resit ubat.<\/p>\n<p>Waktu umur 40 th, Doktor suruh saya buka baju atasnya saja, diperiksa 15 minit, lalu diberi ubat\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Waktu umur 60 th, Doktor suruh saya buka zip baju saja, masukkan stetoskop 5 minit selesai, lalu diberi ubat\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Waktu umur 80 th, Doktor hanya suruh saya buka mulut, lihat pakai lampu suluh 2 minit, terus diberi ubat..<\/p>\n<p>Sekarang saya umur 90 th, belum lagi duduk, Doktor sudah tulis resit ubat untuk saya, hebat sekali &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Laughter is the best medicine &#8230;. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang Nenek berumur 90 tahun di interview oleh wartawan sebuah surat kabar. Press: \u201cApa rahsia nenek boleh sampai berumur 90 tahun?&#8221; Nenek: \u201cKalau saya sakit sedikit saya terus pergi jumpa Doktor\u201d. Press: \u201cBagaimanakah menurut nenek perkembangan ilmu kedoktoran kita sekarang ?\u201d. Nenek: &nbsp;\u201cHebat..Luar biasa.., Doktor sekarang semakin hebat &amp; pintar&#8230;&#8230;. Press: Kenapa nenek berkata begitu&#8230;..?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-kisah-nenek-dan-doktor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LUCU: Kisah Nenek Dan Doktor&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Seorang Nenek berumur 90 tahun di interview oleh wartawan sebuah surat kabar. Press: \u201cApa rahsia nenek boleh sampai berumur 90 tahun?&#8221; Nenek: \u201cKalau saya sakit sedikit saya terus pergi jumpa Doktor\u201d. Press: \u201cBagaimanakah menurut nenek perkembangan ilmu kedoktoran kita sekarang ?\u201d. Nenek: &nbsp;\u201cHebat..Luar biasa.., Doktor sekarang semakin hebat &amp; pintar&#8230;&#8230;. Press: Kenapa nenek berkata begitu&#8230;..?...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-kisah-nenek-dan-doktor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LUCU: Kisah Nenek Dan Doktor&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}