{"id":848,"date":"2018-01-18T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lucu-kenapa-chewing-gum-kena-banned-kat-singapore\/"},"modified":"2018-01-18T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-17T23:00:00","slug":"cerita-lucu-kenapa-chewing-gum-kena-banned-kat-singapore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-kenapa-chewing-gum-kena-banned-kat-singapore\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LUCU: Kenapa Chewing Gum Kena Banned Kat Singapore"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-zdYDu7DCkdU\/Wjug4tCEV2I\/AAAAAAAAIBc\/IsXYYFi-sWkis4-sII3IjFGyF4AZ7j56ACPcBGAYYCw\/s1600\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" height=\"200\" data-src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-zdYDu7DCkdU\/Wjug4tCEV2I\/AAAAAAAAIBc\/IsXYYFi-sWkis4-sII3IjFGyF4AZ7j56ACPcBGAYYCw\/s200\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" width=\"200\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/200;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Rasanya ramai yang dah tahu chewing gum is a banned stuff In Singapore. Cakap pasal chewing gum dan Singapore nie.<\/p>\n<p>Ada satu cerita, PM Singapore pegi ke Thailand, dia makan malam dengan raja Siam. Mula-mula diorang makan udang, PM Singapore tanya kat raja siam lepas makan udang , apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit udang? Raja Siam jawab: &#8220;kami tak buat apa.kami buang aje&#8221; PM Singapore: &#8220;ooo kat Singapore , kami recycle kulit udang Jadik keropok udang, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand?&#8221; Lepas tu diorang makan limau plak. PM Singapore Tanya lagi &#8221; Lepas makan limau, apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit limau?&#8221; Raja Siam jawab &#8220;kami tak buat apa,kami buang aje&#8221; PM Singapore: &#8220;ooo kat Singapore, kami recycle kulit limau jadik Jus limau, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand&#8221; Last sekali, diorang makan chewing gum, seperti biasa PM Singapore pun Tanya &#8220;Apa orang Thailand buat dengan chewing gum yang dah dimakan?&#8221; Raja Siam jawab &#8220;Kami tak buat apa, kami! buang aje&#8221; PM Singapore: &#8220;ooo kat Singapore, lepas makan chewing gum, kami recycle jadik kondom, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand&#8221; Raja Siam plak Tanya: &#8220;apa orang Singapore buat dengan kondom selepas digunakan?&#8221; PM Singapore jawab:&#8221; kami tak buat apa, kami buang aje.&#8221; Raja Siam: &#8220;ooo kat Thailand, lepas guna kondom, kami recycle jadik chewing gum, Lepas tu kami eksport ke Singapore&#8221; Erk! muka PM Singapore jadik merah padam&#8221; dan sebaik saja PM Singapore Balik ke negaranya, dia terus ban chewing gum di Singapore, sampai sekarang! <\/p>\n<p>Itulah kisahnya, kenapa chewing gum di-ban kat Singapore?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rasanya ramai yang dah tahu chewing gum is a banned stuff In Singapore. Cakap pasal chewing gum dan Singapore nie. Ada satu cerita, PM Singapore pegi ke Thailand, dia makan malam dengan raja Siam. Mula-mula diorang makan udang, PM Singapore tanya kat raja siam lepas makan udang , apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit udang?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-kenapa-chewing-gum-kena-banned-kat-singapore\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LUCU: Kenapa Chewing Gum Kena Banned Kat Singapore&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Rasanya ramai yang dah tahu chewing gum is a banned stuff In Singapore. Cakap pasal chewing gum dan Singapore nie. Ada satu cerita, PM Singapore pegi ke Thailand, dia makan malam dengan raja Siam. Mula-mula diorang makan udang, PM Singapore tanya kat raja siam lepas makan udang , apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit udang?...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-kenapa-chewing-gum-kena-banned-kat-singapore\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LUCU: Kenapa Chewing Gum Kena Banned Kat Singapore&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}