{"id":825,"date":"2018-01-27T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-26T16:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-pengganti-suami\/"},"modified":"2018-01-27T00:32:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-26T16:32:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-pengganti-suami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-pengganti-suami\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Pengganti Suami"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-eKHKQtRXFm0\/WmIdeKe6z5I\/AAAAAAAAIng\/cCz81731FoE3SgbP0N3CxZqth1W6XnteACLcBGAs\/s1600\/00-31-03-images.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"168\" data-original-width=\"300\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-eKHKQtRXFm0\/WmIdeKe6z5I\/AAAAAAAAIng\/cCz81731FoE3SgbP0N3CxZqth1W6XnteACLcBGAs\/s1600\/00-31-03-images.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Di tanah perkuburan, seorang ustaz mendekati wanita cantik yang baru kehilangan suaminya.<\/p>\n<p>*Ustaz:* (Berbisik) Saya turut berdukacita atas pemergian suami kamu. Semoga suami kamu ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang beriman.<\/p>\n<p>*Wanita:* Mudah-mudahan. Terima kasih Ustaz.<\/p>\n<p>*Ustaz:* Kamu tak boleh lama2 larut dalam kesedihan. Bolehkah saya menggantikan tempat suami kamu?<\/p>\n<p>*Wanita:* Ustaz serius ke?<\/p>\n<p>*Ustaz:* Ya, saya benar2 serius!<\/p>\n<p>Tiba-tiba wanita itu berkata kepada si penggali kubur.<\/p>\n<p>*Wanita:* Pak Cik! Tolong gali semula kubur suami saya tu kerana ustaz ini ingin menggantikan tempatnya!<\/p>\n<p>*Ustaz:* Astaghfirullah&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Di tanah perkuburan, seorang ustaz mendekati wanita cantik yang baru kehilangan suaminya. *Ustaz:* (Berbisik) Saya turut berdukacita atas pemergian suami kamu. Semoga suami kamu ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang beriman. *Wanita:* Mudah-mudahan. Terima kasih Ustaz. *Ustaz:* Kamu tak boleh lama2 larut dalam kesedihan. Bolehkah saya menggantikan tempat suami kamu? *Wanita:* Ustaz serius ke? *Ustaz:* Ya, saya&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-pengganti-suami\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Pengganti Suami&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Di tanah perkuburan, seorang ustaz mendekati wanita cantik yang baru kehilangan suaminya. *Ustaz:* (Berbisik) Saya turut berdukacita atas pemergian suami kamu. Semoga suami kamu ditempatkan dalam kalangan orang beriman. *Wanita:* Mudah-mudahan. Terima kasih Ustaz. *Ustaz:* Kamu tak boleh lama2 larut dalam kesedihan. Bolehkah saya menggantikan tempat suami kamu? *Wanita:* Ustaz serius ke? *Ustaz:* Ya, saya...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-pengganti-suami\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Pengganti Suami&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}