{"id":815,"date":"2018-02-04T07:56:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-03T23:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-tetamu-tak-di-undang\/"},"modified":"2018-02-04T07:56:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-03T23:56:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-tetamu-tak-di-undang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-tetamu-tak-di-undang\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Tetamu Tak Di Undang"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-L6GZ-UvCWzc\/WnOq1sJcEeI\/AAAAAAAAIxE\/xeMnrbcA2w41W-Npqj6wBOz8heR3cfwZwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/suami-isteri-gaduh.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"339\" data-original-width=\"391\" height=\"276\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-L6GZ-UvCWzc\/WnOq1sJcEeI\/AAAAAAAAIxE\/xeMnrbcA2w41W-Npqj6wBOz8heR3cfwZwCLcBGAs\/s320\/suami-isteri-gaduh.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Seorang lelaki menghampiri rumah jirannya dan mengetuk pintu&#8230;<br \/>Ketika wanita muda tuan rumah itu membuka pintu..lelaki itu bertanya&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cik Puan&#8230; adakah cik puan pandai bermain s3ks?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kerana terkejut&#8230; wanita muda itu menghempas pintu rumahnya dengan perasaan marah&#8230; Namun, lelaki itu tetap mengetuk pintu rumah tadi dan bertanyakan soalan yang sama. Kali ini wanita muda itu menjerit sekuat hati sambil mengusir jirannya yang tidak senonoh itu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Malamnya.. wanita itu telah menceritakan kejadian memalukan siang tadi kepada suaminya. Suaminya berjanji akan menunggu lelaki biadap itu keesokan harinya jikalau dia datang lagi.<\/p>\n<p>Ternyata benar&#8230; keesokan harinya lelaki yang sama datang lagi dan mengetuk pintu. Wanita itu segera membuka pintu sementara suaminya bersembunyi sambil memegang senapang&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lelaki itu terus bertanya..<br \/>&#8220;Cik Puan&#8230; Cik Puan ni pandai tak main s3ks?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mestilah pandai.. kenapa encik bertanya soalan ini?&#8221; jawab wanita itu dengan berani&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Baguslah kalau pandai&#8230;&#8221; kata lelaki itu&#8230;<br \/>&#8220;Kalau begitu.. puaskanlah suami cik puan dan beritahu dia supaya menjauhi<br \/>isteri saya!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang lelaki menghampiri rumah jirannya dan mengetuk pintu&#8230;Ketika wanita muda tuan rumah itu membuka pintu..lelaki itu bertanya&#8230; &#8220;Cik Puan&#8230; adakah cik puan pandai bermain s3ks?&#8221; Kerana terkejut&#8230; wanita muda itu menghempas pintu rumahnya dengan perasaan marah&#8230; Namun, lelaki itu tetap mengetuk pintu rumah tadi dan bertanyakan soalan yang sama. Kali ini wanita muda itu menjerit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-tetamu-tak-di-undang\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Tetamu Tak Di Undang&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Seorang lelaki menghampiri rumah jirannya dan mengetuk pintu&#8230;Ketika wanita muda tuan rumah itu membuka pintu..lelaki itu bertanya&#8230; &#8220;Cik Puan&#8230; adakah cik puan pandai bermain s3ks?&#8221; Kerana terkejut&#8230; wanita muda itu menghempas pintu rumahnya dengan perasaan marah&#8230; Namun, lelaki itu tetap mengetuk pintu rumah tadi dan bertanyakan soalan yang sama. 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