{"id":795,"date":"2018-02-12T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-12T00:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-nenek-oh-nenek\/"},"modified":"2018-02-12T08:56:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-12T00:56:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-nenek-oh-nenek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-nenek-oh-nenek\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Nenek Oh Nenek"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-y9Fj_c59iP8\/WnO3ID8fKiI\/AAAAAAAAIyU\/aAPI2Q_84-QiQ4Q5z9o9IHjzLEf36smvQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/HAZELNUT-LAWAK-NENEK.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"366\" data-original-width=\"520\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-y9Fj_c59iP8\/WnO3ID8fKiI\/AAAAAAAAIyU\/aAPI2Q_84-QiQ4Q5z9o9IHjzLEf36smvQCLcBGAs\/s320\/HAZELNUT-LAWAK-NENEK.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Abu (nama samaran) bagitau tunang dier Siti (juga nama samaran) teringin nak jumpa nenek Siti. Satu hari, Siti berkesempatan memperkenalkan Sam kepada neneknya.<br \/>Sambil duduk menunggu, Abu mengunyah kacang hazelnut sampai abis semangkuk.<\/p>\n<p>Nenek Siti keluar lalu Abu bersalam dengan sopan santunnya sambil berkata, &#8220;Maaflah nek, abis semangkuk hazelnut tu saya makan tadi.&#8221; Dengan selamba ala salesman budak-budak pakai tie jual calculator.<\/p>\n<p>Nenek Siti berkata, &#8220;Takpe, Siti memang suka sangat bawakan nenek coklat kacang hazelnut ni. Gigi nenek takde dah, jadi nenek isap je la coklatnya. Kacangnya nenek tinggalkan kat mangkuk tu.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abu (nama samaran) bagitau tunang dier Siti (juga nama samaran) teringin nak jumpa nenek Siti. Satu hari, Siti berkesempatan memperkenalkan Sam kepada neneknya.Sambil duduk menunggu, Abu mengunyah kacang hazelnut sampai abis semangkuk. Nenek Siti keluar lalu Abu bersalam dengan sopan santunnya sambil berkata, &#8220;Maaflah nek, abis semangkuk hazelnut tu saya makan tadi.&#8221; Dengan selamba ala&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-nenek-oh-nenek\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Nenek Oh Nenek&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Abu (nama samaran) bagitau tunang dier Siti (juga nama samaran) teringin nak jumpa nenek Siti. Satu hari, Siti berkesempatan memperkenalkan Sam kepada neneknya.Sambil duduk menunggu, Abu mengunyah kacang hazelnut sampai abis semangkuk. Nenek Siti keluar lalu Abu bersalam dengan sopan santunnya sambil berkata, &#8220;Maaflah nek, abis semangkuk hazelnut tu saya makan tadi.&#8221; Dengan selamba ala...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-nenek-oh-nenek\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Nenek Oh Nenek&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}