{"id":758,"date":"2018-03-09T09:44:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-geng-takut-bini\/"},"modified":"2018-03-09T09:44:00","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T01:44:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-geng-takut-bini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-geng-takut-bini\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Geng Takut Bini"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-aywL28tGc7M\/WpdaRZPJWnI\/AAAAAAAAJds\/E21-syzy0Bo3f6pOgh80jPNbbdF5GCl1gCLcBGAs\/s1600\/ic-7712.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"515\" data-original-width=\"406\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-aywL28tGc7M\/WpdaRZPJWnI\/AAAAAAAAJds\/E21-syzy0Bo3f6pOgh80jPNbbdF5GCl1gCLcBGAs\/s320\/ic-7712.jpg\" width=\"252\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Dua orang suami &#8216;geng takut bini&#8217; tengah bersembang di tepi pagar rumah sebelum masuk maghrib&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Suami 1: Semalam bini aku suruh aku basuh kain. Aku apa lagi&#8230;tengking dia balik la.<\/p>\n<p>Suami 2: Wow&#8230;hebat kau. Apa yang kau tengking bini kau tu? Mesti dia takut tak ingat kan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Suami 1: Aku jerit kuat-kuat. &#8220;SABUN MANA !!! ?&#8221;. Padan muka bini aku. Ingat kita takut ke.<\/p>\n<p>Suami 2: Cetttt&#8230;.pooodahhh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dua orang suami &#8216;geng takut bini&#8217; tengah bersembang di tepi pagar rumah sebelum masuk maghrib&#8230; Suami 1: Semalam bini aku suruh aku basuh kain. Aku apa lagi&#8230;tengking dia balik la. Suami 2: Wow&#8230;hebat kau. Apa yang kau tengking bini kau tu? Mesti dia takut tak ingat kan&#8230; Suami 1: Aku jerit kuat-kuat. &#8220;SABUN MANA !!!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-geng-takut-bini\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Geng Takut Bini&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Dua orang suami &#8216;geng takut bini&#8217; tengah bersembang di tepi pagar rumah sebelum masuk maghrib&#8230; Suami 1: Semalam bini aku suruh aku basuh kain. Aku apa lagi&#8230;tengking dia balik la. Suami 2: Wow&#8230;hebat kau. Apa yang kau tengking bini kau tu? Mesti dia takut tak ingat kan&#8230; Suami 1: Aku jerit kuat-kuat. &#8220;SABUN MANA !!!...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-geng-takut-bini\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Geng Takut Bini&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}