{"id":757,"date":"2018-03-16T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-15T23:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-keputusan-exam\/"},"modified":"2018-03-16T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2018-03-15T23:24:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-keputusan-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-keputusan-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Keputusan Exam"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Aku tiba di rumah setelah penat berkerja seharian. Aku melunjurkan kaki di atas sofa.<\/p>\n

Isteri memberi aku segelas air. Anak lelakiku pula menghulurkan sehelai kertas.\ud83d\udcc4<\/p>\n

English    17 \/100
BM            35\/100
Agama     45\/100
Sejarah    48\/100
Geografi  38\/100
Maths      40 \/100
Science    37\/100
Kesusasteraan 34\/100
Lukisan    28\/100<\/p>\n

Aku mula hilang sabar
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“Apa ni?  Asyik henfon dan tv! Inilah jadinya.
Berani kautunjuk result engkau yg teruk ni?”
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Isteriku cuba menyampuk, “Sabar. Dengar dulu …”<\/p>\n

Aku lantas menjawab,
“Anja diam. Ni semua salah anja manjakan sangat si boy tu.”<\/p>\n

Isteriku mencelah : “Oh, salah anjalah?”<\/p>\n

Aku berkata,
“Belum pernah anak2 kita dapat result seburuk tu.”<\/p>\n

Si boy cuba menerangkan keadaan sebenar seraya berkata, “Ayah. Saya membersihkan almari lama di dalam store dan saya terjumpa kertas ni.”<\/p>\n

*”Ini kad laporan sekolah ayah dulu.”*<\/p>\n

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Aku tiba di rumah setelah penat berkerja seharian. Aku melunjurkan kaki di atas sofa. Isteri memberi aku segelas air. Anak lelakiku pula menghulurkan sehelai kertas.\ud83d\udcc4 English    17 \/100BM            35\/100Agama     45\/100Sejarah    48\/100Geografi  38\/100Maths      40 \/100Science    37\/100Kesusasteraan 34\/100Lukisan    28\/100 Aku mula hilang sabar\ud83d\ude24\ud83d\ude24\ud83d\ude24\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 “Apa…<\/p>\n

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