{"id":605,"date":"2021-03-05T07:50:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-04T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2021-08-01T07:30:56","modified_gmt":"2021-07-31T23:30:56","slug":"uji-pendengaran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/uji-pendengaran\/","title":{"rendered":"Uji Pendengaran"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Seorang suami yg berumur 70 thn ingin menguji tahap pendengaran isterinya yg berumur 65 tahun.<\/div>\n
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Dari jarak 10 meter suami memulakan dialognya.<\/div>\n
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Suami: <\/div>\n
_”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_<\/div>\n
Dia mendapati isterinya senyap.<\/div>\n
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(Dari jarak 7 meter pula)<\/div>\n
Suami: <\/div>\n
_”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_<\/div>\n
Dia mendpti isterinya senyap.<\/div>\n
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(Dari jarak 5 meter pula)<\/div>\n
Suami: <\/div>\n
_”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_<\/div>\n
Dia masih mendpti isterinya senyap.<\/div>\n
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(Dari jarak 3 meter pula)<\/div>\n
Suami: <\/div>\n
_”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_<\/div>\n
Isterinya senyap juga.<\/div>\n
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(Dari jarak 1 meter; dgn suara yg agak keras)<\/div>\n
Suami: <\/div>\n
_”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_<\/div>\n
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(Kali ni si isteri terus menjawab)<\/div>\n
Isteri: <\/div>\n
_”Awak ni apa hal? Pekak? Dah 5 kali saya jawab, awak dok tanya lagi.”_<\/div>\n
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Kadang2 kita rasa kita betul.<\/div>\n
Sebenarnya ada masanya orang lain yg lebih betul.<\/div>\n
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*Betulkan Yang Biasa.*<\/div>\n
*Biasakan Yang Betul.*<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Seorang suami yg berumur 70 thn ingin menguji tahap pendengaran isterinya yg berumur 65 tahun. Dari jarak 10 meter suami memulakan dialognya. Suami:  _”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_ Dia mendapati isterinya senyap. (Dari jarak 7 meter pula) Suami:  _”Awak masak apa hari ni?”_ Dia mendpti isterinya senyap. (Dari jarak 5 meter pula) Suami:  _”Awak masak…<\/p>\n

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