{"id":1647,"date":"2018-01-07T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-06T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-disko-xyz-2\/"},"modified":"2018-01-07T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-06T22:00:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-disko-xyz-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-disko-xyz-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Disko XYZ"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-GbjF2SP-0tU\/Wk7a59Z8-6I\/AAAAAAAAAKU\/7ni8WJfL2EIVzDXbVG_NLshm-PL3GfingCEwYBhgL\/s1600\/cerita-lawak-azman-men.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"120\" data-original-width=\"120\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-GbjF2SP-0tU\/Wk7a59Z8-6I\/AAAAAAAAAKU\/7ni8WJfL2EIVzDXbVG_NLshm-PL3GfingCEwYBhgL\/s1600\/cerita-lawak-azman-men.jpg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Seorang lelaki dalam keadaan kelam kabut, masuk berjumpa seorang teman yang boleh dipercayai untuk meminta nasihat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bini aku dah berlaku curang terhadapku. Setiap malam dia ke Disko XYZ untuk mencari jantan. Malah. dia akan meniduri mana-mana jantan yang mengajaknya. Arghhh!!! Dah naik gila aku. Apa yang patut aku lakukan?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bertenang&#8221;, kata si teman. &#8220;Tarik nafas dalam-dalam. Lepaskan perlahan-lahan. Sekarang, cuba kau beritahu aku pukul berapa bini kau biasa pergi kesana dan lokasi Disko XYZ itu.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seorang lelaki dalam keadaan kelam kabut, masuk berjumpa seorang teman yang boleh dipercayai untuk meminta nasihat. &#8220;Bini aku dah berlaku curang terhadapku. Setiap malam dia ke Disko XYZ untuk mencari jantan. Malah. dia akan meniduri mana-mana jantan yang mengajaknya. Arghhh!!! Dah naik gila aku. Apa yang patut aku lakukan?&#8221;. &#8220;Bertenang&#8221;, kata si teman. &#8220;Tarik nafas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-disko-xyz-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Disko XYZ&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Seorang lelaki dalam keadaan kelam kabut, masuk berjumpa seorang teman yang boleh dipercayai untuk meminta nasihat. &#8220;Bini aku dah berlaku curang terhadapku. Setiap malam dia ke Disko XYZ untuk mencari jantan. Malah. dia akan meniduri mana-mana jantan yang mengajaknya. Arghhh!!! Dah naik gila aku. Apa yang patut aku lakukan?&#8221;. &#8220;Bertenang&#8221;, kata si teman. &#8220;Tarik nafas...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-disko-xyz-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Disko XYZ&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}