{"id":1640,"date":"2018-01-08T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-08T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-abang-aku-selalu-buat\/"},"modified":"2018-01-08T21:37:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-08T13:37:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-abang-aku-selalu-buat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-abang-aku-selalu-buat\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Abang Aku Selalu Buat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/--jkiHTaofUc\/WlNz-Aua29I\/AAAAAAAAIWQ\/Sz1bDJQMBoIW3sbZLrm_464Elb-CmCRAQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/smileampel.gif\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"330\" data-original-width=\"233\" height=\"200\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/--jkiHTaofUc\/WlNz-Aua29I\/AAAAAAAAIWQ\/Sz1bDJQMBoIW3sbZLrm_464Elb-CmCRAQCLcBGAs\/s200\/smileampel.gif\" width=\"138\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 138px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 138\/200;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Pada suatu hari, adalah dua orang rakan karib menaiki keta. Keta itu dipandu dgn lajunya&#8230;<br \/>setibanya di satu Traffic Light, kelihatan lampu traffic light berwarna Merah.<\/p>\n<p>Si pemandu nie tadi dengan selambanya memecut tanpa menghiraukan lampu merah tadi.<br \/>Kawan kat sebelah dia cemas gila lalu bertanya.&#8221;Hei mat kau tak nampak ke lampu Merah tadi?!!&#8221;<br \/>Mamat menjawab &#8220;Jangan takut abang aku selalu buat&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Selang beberapa kilometer keta ini tiba di satu traffic light, lagi lampu traffic light itu Merah.<br \/>Tanpa segan silu mamat memecut laju. Kali nie member Mamat tadi lagi bertambah cemas<br \/>gila-gila-gila babi lalu memarahi si Mamat tadi. &#8220;Lagi sekali kau buat macam tu aku nak<br \/>turun tak kira!!!!&#8221; mamat dgn selambanya menjawab &#8220;Jgn. takut abang aku selalu buat&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Selang beberapa kilometer, keta nie sekali lagi tiba di satu traffic light. Secara mengejut<br \/>mamat memberhentikan ketanya dgn diikuti kokokkan tayar &#8220;SKREET&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Member mamat nie terus berkata, &#8220;Hei! mamat, kau dah gila ke? kan lampu traffic light tu Hijau&#8221;<br \/>nak tau apa yang si mamat nie jawab&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8220;aku takut abang aku akan lalu jalan yang satu lagi&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pada suatu hari, adalah dua orang rakan karib menaiki keta. Keta itu dipandu dgn lajunya&#8230;setibanya di satu Traffic Light, kelihatan lampu traffic light berwarna Merah. Si pemandu nie tadi dengan selambanya memecut tanpa menghiraukan lampu merah tadi.Kawan kat sebelah dia cemas gila lalu bertanya.&#8221;Hei mat kau tak nampak ke lampu Merah tadi?!!&#8221;Mamat menjawab &#8220;Jangan takut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-abang-aku-selalu-buat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Abang Aku Selalu Buat&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak","category-cerita-lucu"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Pada suatu hari, adalah dua orang rakan karib menaiki keta. Keta itu dipandu dgn lajunya&#8230;setibanya di satu Traffic Light, kelihatan lampu traffic light berwarna Merah. Si pemandu nie tadi dengan selambanya memecut tanpa menghiraukan lampu merah tadi.Kawan kat sebelah dia cemas gila lalu bertanya.&#8221;Hei mat kau tak nampak ke lampu Merah tadi?!!&#8221;Mamat menjawab &#8220;Jangan takut...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-abang-aku-selalu-buat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Abang Aku Selalu Buat&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lucu\/\" rel=\"category tag\">cerita lucu<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}