{"id":1627,"date":"2018-01-12T07:16:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-11T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lucu-pesakit-dan-doktor\/"},"modified":"2018-01-12T07:16:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T23:16:00","slug":"cerita-lucu-pesakit-dan-doktor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lucu-pesakit-dan-doktor\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LUCU: Pesakit Dan Doktor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MuVGxWDygNU\/WlfwQ2wXA5I\/AAAAAAAAIaQ\/Zm_lSiJJlSEtU64fWjCV_yqJetWZE7sXgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/ic-700.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"986\" data-original-width=\"1260\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MuVGxWDygNU\/WlfwQ2wXA5I\/AAAAAAAAIaQ\/Zm_lSiJJlSEtU64fWjCV_yqJetWZE7sXgCLcBGAs\/s320\/ic-700.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Pesakit: Untung betul kerja doktor ni.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor: Kenapa Encik ?<\/p>\n<p>Pesakit: Kita jumpa doktor kena bayar. Padahal tuhan yang bagi sembuh.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor: Kalau Encik nak terus jumpa tuhan pun saya boleh uruskan.<br \/>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pesakit: Untung betul kerja doktor ni. Doktor: Kenapa Encik ? Pesakit: Kita jumpa doktor kena bayar. Padahal tuhan yang bagi sembuh. Doktor: Kalau Encik nak terus jumpa tuhan pun saya boleh uruskan.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Pesakit: Untung betul kerja doktor ni. Doktor: Kenapa Encik ? Pesakit: Kita jumpa doktor kena bayar. Padahal tuhan yang bagi sembuh. Doktor: Kalau Encik nak terus jumpa tuhan pun saya boleh uruskan.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"1 comment","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}