{"id":1605,"date":"2018-01-19T03:30:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-18T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-dont-worry-2\/"},"modified":"2018-01-19T03:30:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-18T19:30:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-dont-worry-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-dont-worry-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Don&#8217;t Worry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-zdYDu7DCkdU\/Wjug4tCEV2I\/AAAAAAAAIBc\/IsXYYFi-sWkis4-sII3IjFGyF4AZ7j56ACPcBGAYYCw\/s1600\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" height=\"200\" data-src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-zdYDu7DCkdU\/Wjug4tCEV2I\/AAAAAAAAIBc\/IsXYYFi-sWkis4-sII3IjFGyF4AZ7j56ACPcBGAYYCw\/s200\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" width=\"200\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/200;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Masa aku balik dari Singapore menaiki keretapi adalah tiga orang yang duduk  bersama, dua didepan aku satu kat sebelah. Yang kat depan aku ni, orang  American dan disebelahnya orang Cuba. Sebelah aku pulak orang  Bangladesh. Dalam perjalanan tu kami pun berborak-boraklah pasal negara  sendiri&#8230;borak punya borak, tiba-tiba si American ni pun keluarkan duit  dollar dia lalu dibakarnya, dikeluarkannya sebatang rokok lalu dibakarnya  rokok itu dengan duit tadi, lepas tu dibuangnya duit itu keluar.  Terkejutlah semua melihat kelakuan Mat salleh tu tadi&#8230; bertanyalah si  orang Cuba tadi &#8220;Why you do that for?&#8221;. Dengan selamba mat salleh tu  menjawab &#8220;Don&#8221;t worry, I got a lot american dollar in my country&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>Tercengganglah masing-masing. Belum habis tercenggang..si Cuba ni pun  tiba-tiba mengeluarkan sebatang curut (curut Cuba adalah antara yang  termahal didunia) lalu dinyalakannya. Belum sempat beberapa sedut..terus dia  membuangnya keluar tingkap&#8230;&#8221;Why you do that for&#8221; kata american  tadi&#8230; &#8220;Don&#8221;t worry, i got a lot cigar in my country&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>Terkejutlah aku dibuatnya. Masa tu aku tengok Bangladesh tu tengah pikir  apa nak dibuat pulak. Masa dia tengah fikir. Aku pun apa lagi&#8230; tangkap  Bangla tu terus aku campak ke luar tingkap&#8230;.belum sempat dia orang tanya  lagi aku pun cakap lah&#8230;,  &#8220;DON&#8221;T WORRY, I GOT A LOT BANGLADESHIS IN MY COUNTRY&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Masa aku balik dari Singapore menaiki keretapi adalah tiga orang yang duduk bersama, dua didepan aku satu kat sebelah. Yang kat depan aku ni, orang American dan disebelahnya orang Cuba. Sebelah aku pulak orang Bangladesh. Dalam perjalanan tu kami pun berborak-boraklah pasal negara sendiri&#8230;borak punya borak, tiba-tiba si American ni pun keluarkan duit dollar dia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-dont-worry-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Don&#8217;t Worry&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Masa aku balik dari Singapore menaiki keretapi adalah tiga orang yang duduk bersama, dua didepan aku satu kat sebelah. Yang kat depan aku ni, orang American dan disebelahnya orang Cuba. Sebelah aku pulak orang Bangladesh. Dalam perjalanan tu kami pun berborak-boraklah pasal negara sendiri&#8230;borak punya borak, tiba-tiba si American ni pun keluarkan duit dollar dia...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-dont-worry-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Don&#8217;t Worry&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}