{"id":1595,"date":"2018-01-22T03:30:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-21T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-cik-tina-2\/"},"modified":"2018-01-22T03:30:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-21T19:30:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-cik-tina-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-cik-tina-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Cik Tina"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-zdYDu7DCkdU\/Wjug4tCEV2I\/AAAAAAAAIBc\/IsXYYFi-sWkis4-sII3IjFGyF4AZ7j56ACPcBGAYYCw\/s1600\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" height=\"200\" data-src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-zdYDu7DCkdU\/Wjug4tCEV2I\/AAAAAAAAIBc\/IsXYYFi-sWkis4-sII3IjFGyF4AZ7j56ACPcBGAYYCw\/s200\/19-51-01-969140_523570184372496_1986989808_n.jpg\" width=\"200\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/200;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Pada suatu pagi, Cik Tina ingin menghantar anaknya, Farid ke sekolah dengan menggunaka kereta barunya. Semasa hendak mengundurkan keretanya itu Cik Tina pun berpesan kepada anaknya :<\/p>\n<p>Cik Tina : Farid, tolong tengok-tengokkan belakang kereta. Kalau langgar pokok beritahu ibu.<\/p>\n<p>Farid: Baiklah , ibu!<\/p>\n<p>Cik Tina: Kena tak ? Kena tak?<\/p>\n<p>Farid: Belum, belum. Undurlah lagi ibu.<\/p>\n<p>Cik Tina: Kena tak ? Kena tak?<\/p>\n<p>Farid: Undur lagi, lagi, lagi .<\/p>\n<p>Tiba-tiba terdengar bunyi yang kuat , bang !!<\/p>\n<p>Farid: Okay ibu, dah kena pun pokok !<\/p>\n<p>Cik Tina: Alamak ! Macam mana boleh terlanggar pokok? Habis kereta aku !<\/p>\n<p>Farid: Kata ibu bila kena pokok beritahu, dah kena pokoklah itu !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pada suatu pagi, Cik Tina ingin menghantar anaknya, Farid ke sekolah dengan menggunaka kereta barunya. Semasa hendak mengundurkan keretanya itu Cik Tina pun berpesan kepada anaknya : Cik Tina : Farid, tolong tengok-tengokkan belakang kereta. Kalau langgar pokok beritahu ibu. Farid: Baiklah , ibu! Cik Tina: Kena tak ? Kena tak? Farid: Belum, belum. Undurlah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-cik-tina-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Cik Tina&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Pada suatu pagi, Cik Tina ingin menghantar anaknya, Farid ke sekolah dengan menggunaka kereta barunya. Semasa hendak mengundurkan keretanya itu Cik Tina pun berpesan kepada anaknya : Cik Tina : Farid, tolong tengok-tengokkan belakang kereta. Kalau langgar pokok beritahu ibu. Farid: Baiklah , ibu! Cik Tina: Kena tak ? Kena tak? Farid: Belum, belum. Undurlah...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-cik-tina-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Cik Tina&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}