{"id":1554,"date":"2018-02-09T08:21:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-09T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-paling-bersih-2\/"},"modified":"2018-02-09T08:21:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-09T00:21:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-paling-bersih-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-paling-bersih-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Paling Bersih"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ymdfuQVisks\/WnOvCiE7x7I\/AAAAAAAAIxw\/UIhPr8A9SZ4v3M12zHyuzPQOFUoDz8XQQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/bau-sabun.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"286\" data-original-width=\"468\" height=\"195\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ymdfuQVisks\/WnOvCiE7x7I\/AAAAAAAAIxw\/UIhPr8A9SZ4v3M12zHyuzPQOFUoDz8XQQCLcBGAs\/s320\/bau-sabun.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Sepasang suami isteri merayakan ulang tahun perkahwinannya dengan makan malam di sebuah restoran. Ketika mereka hendak meninggalkan restoran tersebut, mereka ditanya oleh pemilik restoran yang berdiri di pintu.<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik : &#8220;Bagaimana perasaan anda terhadap hidangan dan layanan kami?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lelaki : &#8220;Ada satu perkara yang boleh saya katakan.. Anda memiliki dapur yang paling bersih di bandar ini.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik : &#8220;Dapur yang paling bersih?&#8230; Anda kan tidak pergi ke dapur. Bagaimana anda boleh tahu yang dapur kamilah yang paling bersih?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lelaki : &#8220;Sebab.. Semua makanan yang kami makan berbau sabun.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sepasang suami isteri merayakan ulang tahun perkahwinannya dengan makan malam di sebuah restoran. Ketika mereka hendak meninggalkan restoran tersebut, mereka ditanya oleh pemilik restoran yang berdiri di pintu. Pemilik : &#8220;Bagaimana perasaan anda terhadap hidangan dan layanan kami?&#8221; Lelaki : &#8220;Ada satu perkara yang boleh saya katakan.. Anda memiliki dapur yang paling bersih di bandar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-paling-bersih-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Paling Bersih&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Sepasang suami isteri merayakan ulang tahun perkahwinannya dengan makan malam di sebuah restoran. Ketika mereka hendak meninggalkan restoran tersebut, mereka ditanya oleh pemilik restoran yang berdiri di pintu. Pemilik : &#8220;Bagaimana perasaan anda terhadap hidangan dan layanan kami?&#8221; Lelaki : &#8220;Ada satu perkara yang boleh saya katakan.. Anda memiliki dapur yang paling bersih di bandar...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-paling-bersih-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Paling Bersih&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}