{"id":1552,"date":"2018-02-10T08:25:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-10T00:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-masuk-penjara-2\/"},"modified":"2018-02-10T08:25:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-10T00:25:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-masuk-penjara-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-masuk-penjara-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Masuk Penjara"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-FOUKHlllCUc\/WnOvzAoBN0I\/AAAAAAAAIx4\/7I85oWc3GscnCz4wsEX7cKVZNLL4nkJKQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/ayah-penjara.jpeg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"300\" data-original-width=\"450\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-FOUKHlllCUc\/WnOvzAoBN0I\/AAAAAAAAIx4\/7I85oWc3GscnCz4wsEX7cKVZNLL4nkJKQCLcBGAs\/s320\/ayah-penjara.jpeg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Suatu hari 2 orang kanak-kanak sedang berbual di sebuah taman. Mereka bernama Amin dan Susan.<\/p>\n<p>Susan: &#8220;Min, kenapa kau sedih?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amin: &#8220;Ayahku masuk penjara.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Susan: &#8220;Kenapa?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amin: &#8220;Ayah pecahkan kaca tingkap&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Susan: &#8220;Hah&#8230;pecahkan kaca tingkap pun masuk penjara?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amin: &#8220;Dia pecahkan tingkap kapal selam.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Susan: &#8220;Patut le&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suatu hari 2 orang kanak-kanak sedang berbual di sebuah taman. Mereka bernama Amin dan Susan. Susan: &#8220;Min, kenapa kau sedih?&#8221; Amin: &#8220;Ayahku masuk penjara.&#8221; Susan: &#8220;Kenapa?&#8221; Amin: &#8220;Ayah pecahkan kaca tingkap&#8230;&#8221; Susan: &#8220;Hah&#8230;pecahkan kaca tingkap pun masuk penjara?&#8221; Amin: &#8220;Dia pecahkan tingkap kapal selam.&#8221; Susan: &#8220;Patut le&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Suatu hari 2 orang kanak-kanak sedang berbual di sebuah taman. Mereka bernama Amin dan Susan. Susan: &#8220;Min, kenapa kau sedih?&#8221; Amin: &#8220;Ayahku masuk penjara.&#8221; Susan: &#8220;Kenapa?&#8221; Amin: &#8220;Ayah pecahkan kaca tingkap&#8230;&#8221; Susan: &#8220;Hah&#8230;pecahkan kaca tingkap pun masuk penjara?&#8221; Amin: &#8220;Dia pecahkan tingkap kapal selam.&#8221; Susan: &#8220;Patut le&#8230;&#8221;","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}