{"id":1525,"date":"2018-02-19T13:15:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T05:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-dot-pi-dot-mai-2\/"},"modified":"2018-02-19T13:15:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-19T05:15:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-dot-pi-dot-mai-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-dot-pi-dot-mai-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Dot Pi Dot Mai"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-XtjcxkbomWo\/Woe6YwL7AQI\/AAAAAAAAJD8\/odae_HWj1ncVdUvVhPRV5hhd6JUd7MDvACLcBGAs\/s1600\/lawak-orang-bawah-katil.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"468\" data-original-width=\"624\" height=\"238\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-XtjcxkbomWo\/Woe6YwL7AQI\/AAAAAAAAJD8\/odae_HWj1ncVdUvVhPRV5hhd6JUd7MDvACLcBGAs\/s320\/lawak-orang-bawah-katil.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalam<br \/>bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kenapa ni sayang?&#8221; tanya Salman. &#8220;I diserang sakit jantung&#8221;, jawab isterinya. Salman berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon, anaknya yang berumur 5 tahun berlari datang dan berkata, &#8220;Papa, acik Lan ada bawah katil ayah tak pakai suar.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Salman mula naik angin dan naik semula ke biliknya. Memang betul Mazlan (bukan nama sebenar)<br \/>jiran mereka ada di bawah katil tanpa pakaian. Salman menarik Mazlan keluar dan berkata,<br \/>&#8220;Lahanat kau Lan, isteri aku kena sakit jantung. Kau pulak cuba menakutkan anak aku ye?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalambilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian. &#8220;Kenapa ni sayang?&#8221; tanya Salman. &#8220;I diserang sakit jantung&#8221;, jawab isterinya. Salman berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon, anaknya yang berumur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-dot-pi-dot-mai-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Dot Pi Dot Mai&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalambilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian. &#8220;Kenapa ni sayang?&#8221; tanya Salman. &#8220;I diserang sakit jantung&#8221;, jawab isterinya. Salman berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon, anaknya yang berumur...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-dot-pi-dot-mai-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Dot Pi Dot Mai&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}