{"id":1495,"date":"2018-03-07T22:38:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-07T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-info-saman-jpj-2\/"},"modified":"2018-03-07T22:38:00","modified_gmt":"2018-03-07T14:38:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-info-saman-jpj-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-info-saman-jpj-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Info Saman JPJ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mulai 30\/2\/18 senarai kesalahan dan saman dan adalah seperti berikut:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-6Dg_ckJYgcA\/WpF45UcovKI\/AAAAAAAAJYo\/S_ZR5NfRU1QbFiDxw6TOf70J2qzId1IlACLcBGAs\/s1600\/22-36-23-28058639_1693271017404313_4465132710154323290_n.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"399\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"212\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-6Dg_ckJYgcA\/WpF45UcovKI\/AAAAAAAAJYo\/S_ZR5NfRU1QbFiDxw6TOf70J2qzId1IlACLcBGAs\/s320\/22-36-23-28058639_1693271017404313_4465132710154323290_n.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>1.menghalang keta lain memotong rm300.<br \/>2.memandu perlahan di lorong kanan rm150.<br \/>3. Menyimpan batang kayu, batang besi, pisau dan lain2 objek rm100<br \/>4. Isi minyak tidak matikan enjin rm100.<br \/>5. MABUK semasa memandu rm2000\/penjara 6bulan<br \/>6.cermin gelap rm500\/penjara 2minggu<br \/>7. Guna hp semasa memandu rm300<br \/>8. Tak pasang seat belt rm300<br \/>9. memandu van\/ lori lebih 8jam rm150<br \/>10. Tiada side mirror rm100<br \/>11. Bernafas ketika memandu rm400<br \/>12. Tidak senyum ketika memandu rm150<br \/>13. Muka serius ketika memandu rm500\/penjara 1minggu<br \/>14 .dgr radio dalam keta 7 thun penjara<br \/>15.bawak keta gune gear 1 denda rm3000\/penjara seumur hidup<br \/>16.membawa kereta kurang 20kmh penjara 3 bulan<br \/>17.tdk gosok gigi ketika memandu penjara 8bulan<br \/>18.kentut ketika memandu hukum gantung<br \/>19.tekan hon 2x denda rm150<br \/>20.kereta tinggi boleh masuk kucing dlm fender akan disita.<br \/>21.kacuk bumper depan&#8230;dapat br1m seumur hidup<br \/>22.korek idung ketika memandu&#8230;msuk lokap 3 hari 3 malam sekali sarapan pagi<br \/>23.bagi highbeam ketika memandu&#8230;.saman n samun<br \/>24.angkat tgn pada pemandu lain&#8230;.insuran keta batal.<br \/>25.mengunyah ketika memandu&#8230;saman rm120 dan penjara 4 minit<br \/>26.jongket sunroof..scrap n batalkan lesen meniaga<br \/>27.korek bontot ketika memandu kemudian hidu, lesen digantung 1 tahun dan potong tgn.<\/p>\n<p>Tlg bgtau kwn kwn hati2 skrg.<\/p>\n<p>Video lawak kenyataan Pengarah JPJ&#8230;layankan..<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><iframe width=\"320\" height=\"266\" data-thumbnail-src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/BjWnjIpCYlY\/0.jpg\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BjWnjIpCYlY?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen src=\"about:blank\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mulai 30\/2\/18 senarai kesalahan dan saman dan adalah seperti berikut: 1.menghalang keta lain memotong rm300.2.memandu perlahan di lorong kanan rm150.3. Menyimpan batang kayu, batang besi, pisau dan lain2 objek rm1004. Isi minyak tidak matikan enjin rm100.5. MABUK semasa memandu rm2000\/penjara 6bulan6.cermin gelap rm500\/penjara 2minggu7. Guna hp semasa memandu rm3008. Tak pasang seat belt rm3009. memandu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-info-saman-jpj-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Info Saman JPJ&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Mulai 30\/2\/18 senarai kesalahan dan saman dan adalah seperti berikut: 1.menghalang keta lain memotong rm300.2.memandu perlahan di lorong kanan rm150.3. Menyimpan batang kayu, batang besi, pisau dan lain2 objek rm1004. Isi minyak tidak matikan enjin rm100.5. MABUK semasa memandu rm2000\/penjara 6bulan6.cermin gelap rm500\/penjara 2minggu7. Guna hp semasa memandu rm3008. Tak pasang seat belt rm3009. memandu...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-info-saman-jpj-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Info Saman JPJ&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}