{"id":1255,"date":"2020-12-22T10:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T02:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/seloka-orang-kedah-time-cuti\/"},"modified":"2020-12-22T10:11:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T02:11:00","slug":"seloka-orang-kedah-time-cuti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/seloka-orang-kedah-time-cuti\/","title":{"rendered":"Seloka Orang Kedah Time Cuti"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-4PyXxcoV0Qk\/X-FVsY9gQTI\/AAAAAAAAM5I\/6k5VQt71FTgjFYu3FJMr6G2sL3KZURifACLcBGAsYHQ\/s225\/images%2B%25286%2529.jpeg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"225\" data-original-width=\"225\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-4PyXxcoV0Qk\/X-FVsY9gQTI\/AAAAAAAAM5I\/6k5VQt71FTgjFYu3FJMr6G2sL3KZURifACLcBGAsYHQ\/s0\/images%2B%25286%2529.jpeg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Toksah balik mai no<\/p>\n<p>Cuti ni toksah balik Kedah no.<\/p>\n<p>Takdak apa dah.<\/p>\n<p>Tanjung pun penuh dawai dah.<\/p>\n<p>Kalau lalu Gerik hampa kena Baling.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bahaya.<\/p>\n<p>Lepas tu la ni panas sebab ada Gurun.<\/p>\n<p>Titi penuh gajah, lepas tu gajah mati pulak.<\/p>\n<p>Sungai pun tinggai petani saja.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Depa pacak tiang dalam sungai.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sungai penuh lalang dengan daun.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nak tengok kuala, kuala muda lagi.<\/p>\n<p>Teluk pun dah kecai.<\/p>\n<p>Paya pun terendam habih.<\/p>\n<p>Bukit pun kayu habih hitam.<\/p>\n<p>Ada batu depa tikam.<\/p>\n<p>Ada padang, padang pun dah lumat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bukit pun besar sangat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Silap-silap hampa langgar.<\/p>\n<p>Nak makan susah sebab tinggai kuah saja.<\/p>\n<p>Toksah balik la no.<\/p>\n<p>Sumber FB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toksah balik mai no Cuti ni toksah balik Kedah no. Takdak apa dah. Tanjung pun penuh dawai dah. Kalau lalu Gerik hampa kena Baling.&nbsp; Bahaya. Lepas tu la ni panas sebab ada Gurun. Titi penuh gajah, lepas tu gajah mati pulak. Sungai pun tinggai petani saja.&nbsp; Depa pacak tiang dalam sungai.&nbsp; Sungai penuh lalang dengan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/seloka-orang-kedah-time-cuti\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Seloka Orang Kedah Time Cuti&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak","category-pantun-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Toksah balik mai no Cuti ni toksah balik Kedah no. Takdak apa dah. Tanjung pun penuh dawai dah. Kalau lalu Gerik hampa kena Baling.&nbsp; Bahaya. Lepas tu la ni panas sebab ada Gurun. Titi penuh gajah, lepas tu gajah mati pulak. Sungai pun tinggai petani saja.&nbsp; Depa pacak tiang dalam sungai.&nbsp; Sungai penuh lalang dengan...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/seloka-orang-kedah-time-cuti\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Seloka Orang Kedah Time Cuti&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/pantun-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">pantun lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}