{"id":1252,"date":"2021-01-06T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-06T04:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/kacang-langkawi\/"},"modified":"2021-01-06T12:55:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-06T04:55:00","slug":"kacang-langkawi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/kacang-langkawi\/","title":{"rendered":"Kacang Langkawi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-x-rm4kBtYNo\/X_VCjhCsu6I\/AAAAAAAAM9w\/jFql1DYsloUjW1L14JbMHIvxhod_6i-igCLcBGAsYHQ\/s249\/download%2B%25288%2529.jpeg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"202\" data-original-width=\"249\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-x-rm4kBtYNo\/X_VCjhCsu6I\/AAAAAAAAM9w\/jFql1DYsloUjW1L14JbMHIvxhod_6i-igCLcBGAsYHQ\/s0\/download%2B%25288%2529.jpeg\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ada sepasang suami isteri tua baru tiba di jeti Kuala Perlis dari Langkawi. Setelah menahan sebuah\/ teksi mereka duduk di tempat duduk penumpang belakang. Tiba2 selepas 10 minit si Isteri bertanya kepada pemandu teksi.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Makcik : Dik .. O .. Dik, kamu nak makan kacang?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pemandu Teksi : Boleh juga Makcik. Sambil dia menghulur tangan ke arah nenek tu tanpa menoleh ke belakang. Setelah melihat tapak tangannya penuh dgn pelbagai jenis kacang, lalu terus memasukkan ke dalam mulut.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pemandu teksi: oii, sedap kacang makcik ni. Fresh &#8230; tak bergaram&#8230;Sepuluh minit kemudian makcik tu bertanya lagi.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Makcik: Dik, kamu nak lagi?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pemandu teksi: Buleh juga.. Sambil menghulurkan tangan menadah..lalu dimasukkan ke dalam mulut.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pemandu teksi: Makcik dengan Pakcik tak makan kacang ke?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Makcik: &#8230; Kau tau lah &#8230; Kami ni tak dak gigi &#8230; beli coklat kat Langkawi tadi &#8230; ada kacang kami kulum makan coklatnya saja&#8230;kacangnya masih elok !&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pemandu teksi : \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ada sepasang suami isteri tua baru tiba di jeti Kuala Perlis dari Langkawi. Setelah menahan sebuah\/ teksi mereka duduk di tempat duduk penumpang belakang. Tiba2 selepas 10 minit si Isteri bertanya kepada pemandu teksi.&nbsp; Makcik : Dik .. O .. Dik, kamu nak makan kacang?&nbsp; Pemandu Teksi : Boleh juga Makcik. Sambil dia menghulur tangan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/kacang-langkawi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Kacang Langkawi&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Ada sepasang suami isteri tua baru tiba di jeti Kuala Perlis dari Langkawi. Setelah menahan sebuah\/ teksi mereka duduk di tempat duduk penumpang belakang. Tiba2 selepas 10 minit si Isteri bertanya kepada pemandu teksi.&nbsp; Makcik : Dik .. O .. Dik, kamu nak makan kacang?&nbsp; Pemandu Teksi : Boleh juga Makcik. 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