{"id":1203,"date":"2021-06-23T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T06:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/cerita-lawak-buah-durian\/"},"modified":"2021-06-23T14:22:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-23T06:22:00","slug":"cerita-lawak-buah-durian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-buah-durian\/","title":{"rendered":"CERITA LAWAK: Buah Durian"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xonLrA8D-TY\/YNLS9pauaaI\/AAAAAAAANgE\/q16sbf5rPaoQhHQkExqkRP9UqmZiTZDLQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1080\/IMG_20210623_141958.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"607\" data-original-width=\"1080\" data-src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xonLrA8D-TY\/YNLS9pauaaI\/AAAAAAAANgE\/q16sbf5rPaoQhHQkExqkRP9UqmZiTZDLQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s320\/IMG_20210623_141958.jpg\" width=\"320\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>Hah , sebelum berhenti rehat class online hari nie , cikgu nak tanya sikit ,&nbsp; sekarang musim durian ,&nbsp; macam mana nak pilih buah durian yang bagus !<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mat Idui : Bapak saya kata tengok durinya cikgu , duri beso , isi sedap !<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mat Tikus : Tengok tangkeinya cikgu , kalau masih bergetah buah baru le tu , pilih tankei yang panjang cikgu , isi sedap !<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mat Ten : cikgu , cium cikgu ! cium ! kalau baunya kuat &#8230;sedap le cikgu .<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mat Pengko : Tak de nya cikgu , cara paling betul , goncang buah tu , kalau bergego bunyinya , buah baik le tu .<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Senah : Kalau ayah saya , dia tak tengok semua tu !<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Cikgu : Habis dia tengok apa ?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Senah : Tengok duit , tak de duit cakap pun tak guna cikgu !<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hah , sebelum berhenti rehat class online hari nie , cikgu nak tanya sikit ,&nbsp; sekarang musim durian ,&nbsp; macam mana nak pilih buah durian yang bagus ! Mat Idui : Bapak saya kata tengok durinya cikgu , duri beso , isi sedap ! Mat Tikus : Tengok tangkeinya cikgu , kalau masih bergetah buah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-buah-durian\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Buah Durian&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cerita-lawak"],"featured_image_src":"","featured_image_src_square":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_author_info":{"display_name":"azmansulaiman","author_link":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/author\/azmansulaiman\/"},"rbea_excerpt_info":"Hah , sebelum berhenti rehat class online hari nie , cikgu nak tanya sikit ,&nbsp; sekarang musim durian ,&nbsp; macam mana nak pilih buah durian yang bagus ! Mat Idui : Bapak saya kata tengok durinya cikgu , duri beso , isi sedap ! Mat Tikus : Tengok tangkeinya cikgu , kalau masih bergetah buah...<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/cerita-lawak-buah-durian\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;CERITA LAWAK: Buah Durian&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>","category_list":"<a href=\"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/category\/cerita-lawak\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cerita Lawak<\/a>","comments_num":"0 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azman.cyou\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}